You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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