brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
