Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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