Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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