I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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