Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My legs feel like baby dolphins
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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