Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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