You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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