Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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