He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it's like iHOP with fire
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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