Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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