And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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