Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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