Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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