I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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