Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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