I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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