I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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