I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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