I bet he comes in French.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
this is an emotional support booty call
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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