How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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