i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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