ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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