she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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