I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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