Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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