Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A bitchslap is in order.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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