Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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