It's just like the Real World with babies
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Panties = found
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
