How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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