I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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