HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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