She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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