You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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