Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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