ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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