Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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