we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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