i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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