Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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