I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I know her cup size but not her name....
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