That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
