Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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