WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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