is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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