butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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