guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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