i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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