How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
