If i come over, it means nothing
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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