I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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