East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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