at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
