it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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