I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I have feelings that need drinking.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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